The Zettaversal Empire of The Toad Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toad I with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.982 billion Toads live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonia. The average income tax rate is 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Toad economy, worth 207 trillion Torks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,610 Torks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking The Toad Empire's students to the next level, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and even secular Toads are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Toad Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Toad Empire is ranked 174,983^rd in the world and 1^st in Corporate Overlords for Largest Populations, with 1.98 billion capita.